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Opinion: Freeform Runs Amok with 25+ October Screenings of "Hocus Pocus"

October 23, 2018

Hey black cats and kittens, you like Halloween? Is it your favorite thing everrr? Are you a certified 90’s kid? Then, boy, does Freeform have your number!

 

With 90’s nostalgia at a fever pitch, Freeform has decided to go all in and show the seminal Halloween film “Hocus Pocus” almost every single day in October.

 

"Amok" gif | © The Mary Sue

 

To confirm: I’m not a true hater, I re-watched “Hocus Pocus” this past week. As someone over the age of 14, I’m well aware that I am not the target audience for this film. Even with the appropriate suspension of disbelief, this movie is pretty much a mess.

  • Witches have no motivation other than being evil

  • Bette Middler’s contract clearly says “I get all the lines and the other two are just there”

  • Sarah Jessica Parker’s role is just “slutty, dumb witch”?

  • The little sister is simply there to get kidnapped

  • The girl (Allison???) has no defining characteristics beyond “hot, rich, likes Max’s sister”

See the rest of the schedule schedule below!

 

31 Nights of Halloween schedule | © Freeform

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