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June 20, 2019

Helloooo Team Luke! Wait, you mean you’re not here to just talk about Mr. Crazy Eyes himself, Luke P? You want to see Hannah connect with other men and develop multiple relationships at once? You came to a show called “The Bachelorette” to see...I dunno, a bachelorette? Tough break then, buddy, because tonight is all Luke all the time! And yes, if you’re the kind of person who felt that the Bachelor/ette franchise didn’t have quite enough manufactured drama, then tonight’s episode is for you!

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June 7, 2019

The remaining guys have the dubious distinction of being in the “Final 15,” down from the original 30 contestants. This feels a little bit like being the 26th runner up in the Miss America Pageant -- not bad, but not actually something you can put on a resume if you want anyone to take you seriously.

The episode opens with The Great Dude Collective gathered around in the mansion, reflecting on the previous rose ceremony. Jed(!) says that Cam going home “proves that guilt tripping your way into ti...

June 3, 2019

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I’m just as surprised as anyone, but let be this be the moment I proudly let my Team Hannah flag fly. She has stood up for herself time and again in a way that almost none of the previous bachelorettes ever have. This week Hannah fights toxic masculinity, perfectly enameled tooth and claw, and comes out on top every time. As for the men, well…yeesh. But let’s get into it, and you’ll see what I mean.

The episode opens with every single dude looking re...

May 20, 2019

Well, somehow, Bachelor Nation, we’ve made it to another season. We survived the monotony of The Colton Era, and have Roll-Tide’d into the Season of Hannah.. I hate to admit it but Hannah seems outrageously happy to be the Bachelorette, which MIGHT just overcome the fact that she is...fine. Cute? Definitely! Boring? One hundred percent. Maybe the fact that Hannah’s so excited that she can’t stop laughing is actually darling. Bonus points to her for cracking up and saying, “I don’t know what I’...

March 6, 2019

COLTON’S GONNA JUMP THE FENCE! After being teased with this footage literally all season, ABC is finally going to show our hearty Bachelor getting so fed up with the whole shebang that he goes rogue! OMG!!!!  How exciting is that??

*crickets*

There’s actually a lot to look forward to in tonight’s episode – it’s time for Fantasy Suites! And did you know Colton’s a virgin? And fantasy suites are about...not...being a virgin? Well, if you didn’t know, don’t worry because this episode won’t let you fo...

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